To Eva from Jim

Step I
Collect the following:
1. Your favorite image. (One that you have made.)
2. A book written by your most significant influence – preferably theory, criticism, or psychology.
3. The latest copy of your dissertation.

Step II
Build firebox.

Step III
Place items from Step I in fire box.

Step IV
Apply liberal amounts of charcoal lighter fluid and light with match. Please observe proper safety precautions and local laws or request assistance from professional arsonist.

Step V
Watch burn. This step is best enjoyed with your favorite beverage. Avoid smoke as it maybe toxic.

Step VI
Let cool.

Step VII
Collect ashes.

Step VIII
Create minor masterwork form the remains, inspired by the release of energy you have just witnessed.